I have a soccer friend who is really good at destroying my long term goals. I still think she’s a keeper.
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Most animals see food as a black and white issue. Cows see it in shades of graze.
Q: What do Dinosaurs celebrate in December?
A: Tyrannosaurus Rex-Mas
Not everyone deserves to be cremated. You have to urn it.
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I think that when Paul Simon wrote The Boxer, he was preparing a lawsuit for slander.
Today is the day that Dora can’t tell swiper “No swiping” because she’s not a dude.
Happy Guy Fawkes day!
