Q: Why don’t snakes use silverware?
A: They already have forked tongues.
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I only eat antibiotic free pork. Wouldn’t want to associate with any uncultured swine.
Q: Where do they report executions?
A: In the noose-paper.
Sometimes I think Otis Redding just had trouble picking out laundry detergent.
Q: What do hippy gangsters say when they finish a job?
A: Let’s blow this joint.
Q: Who won the prize for best southern accent?
A: Nobody. It was a drawl.
When Steve Winwood was a kid , his parents told him to go play in traffic.
