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Turkey Band

The turkey band can’t play gigs anymore. Their guitar strings broke, their piano is out of tune, and their drum sticks.

Buying Boats

Q: Why did the Pirate buy the pirate ship?

A: Because it was on sail.

Favorite Letter

Q: What’s a Pirate’s favorite letter?

A: His first love is the C

$(‘Happy Friday the 13th’)

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     FavoriteSport: "Hockey",
     FavoriteTool: "Machete"
     ChChChCh: "Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah"

New Star Wars Trailer

Another one?!?!?! Really?

Disneyland is a theme park. Disney’s star wars is a trailer park.


Bathroom Construction

Building public rest rooms takes a long time. The construction is always stalled.

Heavy Set Dry Wall Installation

Adding Fats Waller to my music collection was the best decision in a long time. Now my playlist ain’t misbehavin’.