It must be hard for a ghost to become an actor. You want people to take you seriously, but you’ll never be seen that way.
It must be really hard to do a stand up routine for a crowd of ghosts. They boo you off stage.
The dance of the sugar plum fairy was ruined by zombies. They left the performance in shambles!
Grocery stores like to hire zombies. They’re willing to work the graveyard shift.