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My air conditioning was repaired by Morgan Freon.

Bach Lava

A classical composer who makes filo dough.


When the Federal Emergency Management Agency sends electronic messages it’s through Femail.

Desert Window

Installing a window into a hill in the desert is a real pane in the butte.

Pokemon Characters

I was punched and knocked into a pile of my favorite pokemon character. Then I rose from the ashes and am ready for more.

Scuba Lessons

SCUBA lessons are the only type of education where not being able to keep your head above water is a good thing.

That’s My Cue

I really enjoy the fact that you can spell “cue” with a “c”