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Not everyone deserves to be cremated. You have to urn it.


Happy Harmonukkah

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The Boxer

I think that when Paul Simon wrote The Boxer, he was preparing a lawsuit for slander.

Remember Remember el Cinco de Noviembre

Today is the day that Dora can’t tell swiper “No swiping” because she’s not a dude.

Happy Guy Fawkes day!

Zombie Bedtime

After the zombie climbed back into the wrong resting place he realized that he’d made a grave error.

Midnight Rider

Sometimes I think the Allman brothers just really like pancakes.

Geometry Party

The geometry professor is going to a party tonight. He’s going to get totally rect.