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Soccer Friend

I have a soccer friend who is really good at destroying my long term goals. I still think she’s a keeper.


Cow food

Most animals see food as a black and white issue. Cows see it in shades of graze.

Dinosaur Holidays

Q: What do Dinosaurs celebrate in December?

A: Tyrannosaurus Rex-Mas


Not everyone deserves to be cremated. You have to urn it.

Happy Harmonukkah

From the interwebz…

The Boxer

I think that when Paul Simon wrote The Boxer, he was preparing a lawsuit for slander.

Remember Remember el Cinco de Noviembre

Today is the day that Dora can’t tell swiper “No swiping” because she’s not a dude.

Happy Guy Fawkes day!