Sometimes I think the Allman brothers just really like pancakes.
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The geometry professor is going to a party tonight. He’s going to get totally rect.
Q: Why don’t snakes use silverware?
A: They already have forked tongues.
I only eat antibiotic free pork. Wouldn’t want to associate with any uncultured swine.
Q: Where do they report executions?
A: In the noose-paper.
Sometimes I think Otis Redding just had trouble picking out laundry detergent.
Q: What do hippy gangsters say when they finish a job?
A: Let’s blow this joint.
