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Army Corps of Engineers

The officer was dishonorably discharged from the Army Corps of Engineers for aluminum siding with the enemy.


Tom Said…


Wedding at the Zoo

I went to my Aunt’s wedding at the zoo. We saw some zebras but we didn’t see any antelope.


He’s such a tool. He’s the kind of guy that can go to a haberdashery and still buy a tool belt.

Angry Mobs

I always ask angry mobs for advice. I find they are full of incite!


I used to work as a janitor but I was let go for dereliction of doody.


My air conditioning was repaired by Morgan Freon.