I made a joke about losing my bishop but the chess master took it, literally.
Q: What do viking ships eat for breakfast?
Q: What do castles eat for breakfast?
Q: What do presidential candidates eat for breakfast?
Q: What do goat herders eat for breakfast?
A: No! Bleaties
Q: What do people living in the forest have in common with people living next to the Campbell’s Soup factory?
A: They both wake up to the sound of a canary.