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Sandwich Shop

I saved a sandwich shop from burning down. It made me a hero!


The shoe designer was really excited about releasing her new line of high heel shoes. In fact you could say she was really pumped!


I don’t have a hockey pun for today, but perhaps I can skate by with this one.

Stanley Cup

Watch all the hockey you want, you’ll never see players fighting over Jack Kirby’s dishes.

High Sticking

The NHL player was thrown into the penalty box for making pot brownies without a Teflon pan.

They got him n high sticking.

Pot Legalization

Anti-Marijuana Legalization: It’s our way or the high way.


I hear that during the revolutionary war, women swooned over chicken farmers who volunteered as soldiers. Those guys musket all the chicks.