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Steam Engine Part 2

January 24, 2012

James (To Matthew): Matthew, I had no luck at the patent office. Could you go in my stead?
Matthew: Certainly!

(Back at the office)

Clerk: “Hello sir?”
Matthew: “Good morning sir.”
Clerk: “What brings you here today?”
Matthew: “No, the carriage driver did.”
Clerk: “What are you talking about?”
Matthew: “Yes, he’s back at the lab.”
Clerk: “Who?”
Matthew: “Watt.”
Clerk: “I don’t know!”
(Pause)
Clerk: “Just answer me this, you are here for what?”
Matthew: “Yes”
Clerk: “No. What brought you here today?”
Matthew: “No, the carriage driver did.”
Clerk: “Did what?”
Matthew: “No, he’s back at the lab.”
Clerk: “Who?”
Matthew: “Watt.”
Clerk: “I don’t know!”
(Pause)
Clerk: “Just tell me about your invention”
Matthew: “It’s the Boulton-Watt Steam engine.”
Clerk: “Your steam engine puts bolts in something.”
Matthew: “No, Boulton-Watt.”
Clerk: “Something.”
Matthew: “Watt.”
Clerk: “I don’t know, it’s your invention!”

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