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March 28, 2012

The Denver Zoo has unveiled a vehicle powered by animal poop. The story, which broke wind this past sat-turd-day, hopes to help to promote a new elephant exhibit.

The zoo also hopes to start a commode-tion about the uses of this new technology. The engineer behind the invention stated “This is real re-poo-able energy source, and I want the idea to become ingrained in the fiber of society. I think this type of car will become regular. I can feel it in my bowels.”

Movements like this have sparked debate in the past, however. Opponents want to put down on paper how much was invested into the project. They want to know how much it costs in the end. These concerns lit a match among supporters who are ready to dukie it out over this fecal matter.

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