Chinese Dissident to Study Abroad

The Chinese government has approved a plan to allow dissident Chen Guangcheng to study abroad. This comes as a compromise between the US and Chinese governments’ opinions on the issue. China requested that he study a dude while the US insisted that he study many women.

The compromise has left Chen an exciting offer, but his wife expresses concerns. “Who is this broad?” she demands angrily, “She’s a doll subject compared to what I’m going to do to him!”.

“I see no other solution.” responded Chen as he picked up his hammer and saw. Traditionally a farmer, Chen only has knowledge of hos and chicks. This line of education may be his only way to skirt the issue.

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