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December 21, 2012

This may be a series of bad one liners, but it’s not the end of the world.

I don’t know about any mayan coming  for the apocalypse, but my aunts are coming over for Christmas. That’s close enough for me.

The world didn’t end today? Crap that was mayanswer to everything.

Everyone’s talking about the apocalypse like there’s no tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure it was actually a mayan colander, which explains why people were straining to make predictions.

Think this mayan apocalypse thing is a load of crap? That’s ok, so is Montezuma’s revenge.

All this hubbub is because the mayan calendar is about to run out of “tun”. That’s ok, ke$ha’s songs are all out of tune and nothing happened yet.

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