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Tank You

December 24, 2012

She really punderstands me!!

Wife: I finished the laundry.
Me: Tank you.
Wife: You’re humvee.
Me: That was a jeep shot!
Wife: You mustang be mistaken.
Me: I thought it was plane to see.
Wife: You don’t like my talons?
Me: Careful, that one was a real bomber.
Wife: I’m a boat to kick your butt.
Me: Oh ship! I’ll stop.
Wife: I thought I train-ed you better.
Me: Sometimes I lose track.

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