If you’re selling a boat that needs a new mast, tree people could still use it as is by just holding up a bed sheet. It’s a boat for sail or Ent.
On a FPS gaming community I knew a few people who chose the names “Who”. They were in widely different time zones so it became difficult to find them on chat without first asking. This is a beautiful paraphrase of many of the conversations about this subject.
Spirit: So about what time do people log into #q2c?
X7: Let’s see. Well today Who’s on first.
Spirit: That’s what I want to find out.
X7: I say Who logs on first.
Spirit: Are you the admin?
Spirit: You monitor the IRC too?
Spirit: And you don’t know the fellows’ name?
X7: Well I should.
Spirit: Well then who logs on first?
Spirit: I mean the fellow’s name.
Spirit: The guy on first.
Spirit: The first connection!
Spirit: The guy chatting…
X7: Who logs on first!
Spirit: I’m asking YOU who’s on first.
X7: That’s the man’s name.
Spirit: That’s who’s name?
Spirit: Well go ahead and tell me.
X7: That’s it.
Spirit: That’s who?
Spirit: Look, you gotta chatroom.
Spirit: Who’s chatting first?
X7: That’s right.
Spirit: When you check the connection logs each month, who’s IP shows up first?
X7: Every octet of it.
Spirit: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on IRC.
Spirit: The guy that gets…
X7: That’s it.
Spirit: Who’s IP logs on…
X7: He does, every time. Sometimes his wife logs on and chats.
Spirit: Whose wife?
X7: What’s wrong with that?
Spirit: Look, all I wanna know is when the chatter logs in, how does he sign in?
Spirit: The guy.
Spirit: How does he sign…
X7: That’s how he signs in.
Spirit: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on IRC.
X7: No. What is on the forums.
Spirit: I’m not asking you who’s on the forums.
X7: Who’s on IRC.
Spirit: One protocol at a time!
Bad Dr. Who jokes are still funny because they are just in time.
Why did the Doctor lose all his money at the alphabet casino?
He bet it all on “z”.
That’s the thing with Gallifreyan record keeping. They always look doctored.