I know I shouldn’t try to explain this joke, it’s a sure way to jinx it.
Reading books by abolitionist authors is Thoreauly entertaining.
Small Amazonian fish that can eat an entire stone tapestry in less than a minute.
I know I’ve said this before, and it’s forbidden to re-verse, but happy March Forth!
Q: Why did the rabbi wear boxing gloves into the bar?
A: In case of a barroom brawl. What did you think the bar mitzvah?
The washed up barista is a has bean.
I found out that you can place a tiny bit of shreeded cheese on one of the slices of bread in a grilled cheese sandwich and it will caramelize into a shape. I put cartoon characters onto all of the kids’ sandwiches, but I saved the drama for their mama.