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Out of Scale

Q: Why are the scales of justice always shown as balanced?
A: Because one side is justice heavy as the other.

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Sans Diego

Leaving for the west coast without a little, Spanish animal rescuer.

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Desert or Dessert?

A group of latter day saint missionaries drove through route 80 to a youth rally. The catholic speaker had some of them questioning their own convictions, only to have their friends throw cupcakes at them. Simply put they attacked the Deseret deserters in the desert with desserts.

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Klingon Easter

“Perhaps this is a good friday to die!”

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Banana, duh!

Q: Where do cold northern monkeys come from?
A: Bananada!

Yards

A pirate’s favorite unit of measurement.

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Portait

I like to draw pictures of cupboards. They are shelf portraits.