I’ve had a flat tire every week for the past 4 weeks. It seems like I’ve had car trouble for the hole-in-tire month!
If Princess Luna was a draft horse, she’d have had a total eclipse of the cart.
Tree trimmers do a fantastic job. I think they should take a bough.
It was a contest of strength between the meat sellers. They wanted to find out which one was butcher!
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If you’re selling a boat that needs a new mast, tree people could still use it as is by just holding up a bed sheet. It’s a boat for sail or Ent.
On a FPS gaming community I knew a few people who chose the names “Who”. They were in widely different time zones so it became difficult to find them on chat without first asking. This is a beautiful paraphrase of many of the conversations about this subject.
Spirit: So about what time do people log into #q2c?
X7: Let’s see. Well today Who’s on first.
Spirit: That’s what I want to find out.
X7: I say Who logs on first.
Spirit: Are you the admin?
Spirit: You monitor the IRC too?
Spirit: And you don’t know the fellows’ name?
X7: Well I should.
Spirit: Well then who logs on first?
Spirit: I mean the fellow’s name.
Spirit: The guy on first.
Spirit: The first connection!
Spirit: The guy chatting…
X7: Who logs on first!
Spirit: I’m asking YOU who’s on first.
X7: That’s the man’s name.
Spirit: That’s who’s name?
Spirit: Well go ahead and tell me.
X7: That’s it.
Spirit: That’s who?
Spirit: Look, you gotta chatroom.
Spirit: Who’s chatting first?
X7: That’s right.
Spirit: When you check the connection logs each month, who’s IP shows up first?
X7: Every octet of it.
Spirit: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on IRC.
Spirit: The guy that gets…
X7: That’s it.
Spirit: Who’s IP logs on…
X7: He does, every time. Sometimes his wife logs on and chats.
Spirit: Whose wife?
X7: What’s wrong with that?
Spirit: Look, all I wanna know is when the chatter logs in, how does he sign in?
Spirit: The guy.
Spirit: How does he sign…
X7: That’s how he signs in.
Spirit: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on IRC.
X7: No. What is on the forums.
Spirit: I’m not asking you who’s on the forums.
X7: Who’s on IRC.
Spirit: One protocol at a time!