A scary story to kick of the season a little early…
I always knew he was part of the upper curst.
If I’d known what day it was, I’d have prepared a joke. I’d have made it funny, and I’d have made it elaborate.
Beware the I’ds of March.
I hope they do better with this new years party. They really dropped the ball last time.
…really stacks up to the other holidays
…batman!
…some gifts are about giving and some are about accepting
…the sons of Christmas Eve
…when your teeth are sensitive to cold
…don’t put his feelings on the shelf
…drizzlin’ blitzens
Doodles on the kid’s lunches.
They say that voting is your civic duty, but I always thought that sewage and waste management was our civic dooty.
This joke is tenuous at best… 13 Canadian.
Giving speeches in front of a giant American flag is not copyrighted.
…but it is Patton pending.
It Folds
Here is the original video for that tiktok song.
And here is the original, original. It’s from Louis Theroux’s BBC show Weird Weekends and is over 20 years old!
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