Making jokes is like cooking rice noodles. It’s a lot of fun!
I didn’t steal anything from the gun shop. It just has an adjustable stock.
I’m no longer taking my iPhone 6 scuba diving. Last time we went it got a wicked case of the bends.
I’ve had a flat tire every week for the past 4 weeks. It seems like I’ve had car trouble for the hole-in-tire month!