Ghosts that makes cloth are always a looming threat.
Two pieces of wax paper are sitting in a bar.
A parchment paper walks in, and waves hello to the wax papers.
The parchment paper then orders a drink, and waves to the wax papers again.
The parchment paper finishes his drink and leaves.
When the waitress brings the wax papers their bill, they see that the parchment paper stuck his drink on their tab! He was using his waving to them as implied consent to pay for his drink.
The wax paper yells, “THAT PIZZA SHEET!”
Today’s guest entry comes from: Adam Kenigsberg